**Starbucks**
Anne Boleyn: Where in gods name am I?
Store Cashier: Welcome to Starbucks, May I take your order?
Anne Boleyn: Starbucks...what in the-
Isabelle of Castile: Where am I? I thought I was on my war campaign!!!
Cashier: ???
Anne Boleyn: *Smirks* Nice too see you...well that is the whole of you
Isabelle: Good Pun!!! And if you do not mind if I ask...who are you?
Store Cashier: Umm anyone wanna order? You're kinda blocking the line

Anne Boleyn: Shut up Henry *Turns to Isabelle* I am Queen Anne Boleyn
Isabelle: Well well *Examines Anne* The Scandal of Christendom...hmm weren't you the on who had destroyed my daughter's marriage?
*Mary Tudor and Catherine of Aragon Enter*: Yes dear mother. May God have pity on her soul
Anne Boleyn: *sighs* Catherine and Mary I apologized to you before and I apologize once more...
Catherine: *Sighs* Yes Anne please forgive me...I blame Henry *glares*
Henry VIII: Umm why does everyone stare at me this way...JANE!!! JANEY!!!
Cashier: *Muttering* Freaks...complete freaks...
Henry VIII: TREASON TREASON HE CALLS AGAINST THE KING!!!
Cashier: Alright Marie coming right up
*Elizabeth Tudor enters*: Marie Antoinette? Isabelle of Castile? Father? Sister? Catherine?....MOTHER!
Anne Boleyn: My Elizabeth, my sweet sweet Elizabeth!
Random Mysterious person: Any room for more?
Cashier: Great more dressed up circus freaks
Henry the VIII: THIS IS PURE SILK YOU DIRTY PEASANT!!!
Anne Boleyn: No...it can't be it's...Julius Caesar
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